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dM: "So, let's get this underway, shall we? This is our first interview of many *cough* should this go well *cough* with everyone's pal L from the wildly popular manga/anime Deathnote! Everyone has their secret and burning questions that they just need to ask him, so I'll expose them hear for you today!"
*door opens and closes, L walks in and notices dM*
dM: "Oh, here's our interviewee now! L! Come have a seat!"
L: "Eh, sure. I'm on break for a little while so I came to ask-"
dM: "Glad to hear you could make it, you're just in time for an interview!"
L: "Interview? For what?"
dM: "Oh, don't give me that! Everyone wants to know about you!"
L: "But I came to ask if-"
dM: "So let's get right into things! Why do you do what you do?"
L: "Why do I do what?"
dM: "You sit awkwardly, hold your books and cell phone in a strange manner, you look like a total joke-"
L: "Hey, what the-"
dM: "-and you're incredibly famous, smart, talented, and helpful! So, why does this all apply to you?"
L: "...It just does. Now, about that-"
dM: "Next question! What's up with your thing about feet?"
L: "My what?"
dM: "Where's your socks? Your shoes? Don't you ever worry about contracting a deadly skin disease?!"
L: "Skin disease, where do you come up with-"
dM: "Scrap that part, now, what about Misa turns you on?"
*long pause with L glaring*
L: "... ... You just said Misa's name. You aren't worthy. You must be PUNISH-"
dM: "Um, I think we should skip that, too. Hey, we need another thing to ask you so I'll have you pick the first thing that comes to mind-"
L: "STRAWBERRIES!"
dM: "Wha?"
L: "I came here to ask you if you bought those strawberries I asked for yesterday. You said I could have all the strawberries I wanted just so long as I didn't tell anyone you have your own Deathno-"
dM: "That's all we have time for, here's your strawberries, I've gotta go edit some of this stuff out!"
*dM cuts out of room, L sits staring at a bowl of strawberries*
L: "Goody. Strawberries."
*eats strawberries*
*door opens and closes, L walks in and notices dM*
dM: "Oh, here's our interviewee now! L! Come have a seat!"
L: "Eh, sure. I'm on break for a little while so I came to ask-"
dM: "Glad to hear you could make it, you're just in time for an interview!"
L: "Interview? For what?"
dM: "Oh, don't give me that! Everyone wants to know about you!"
L: "But I came to ask if-"
dM: "So let's get right into things! Why do you do what you do?"
L: "Why do I do what?"
dM: "You sit awkwardly, hold your books and cell phone in a strange manner, you look like a total joke-"
L: "Hey, what the-"
dM: "-and you're incredibly famous, smart, talented, and helpful! So, why does this all apply to you?"
L: "...It just does. Now, about that-"
dM: "Next question! What's up with your thing about feet?"
L: "My what?"
dM: "Where's your socks? Your shoes? Don't you ever worry about contracting a deadly skin disease?!"
L: "Skin disease, where do you come up with-"
dM: "Scrap that part, now, what about Misa turns you on?"
*long pause with L glaring*
L: "... ... You just said Misa's name. You aren't worthy. You must be PUNISH-"
dM: "Um, I think we should skip that, too. Hey, we need another thing to ask you so I'll have you pick the first thing that comes to mind-"
L: "STRAWBERRIES!"
dM: "Wha?"
L: "I came here to ask you if you bought those strawberries I asked for yesterday. You said I could have all the strawberries I wanted just so long as I didn't tell anyone you have your own Deathno-"
dM: "That's all we have time for, here's your strawberries, I've gotta go edit some of this stuff out!"
*dM cuts out of room, L sits staring at a bowl of strawberries*
L: "Goody. Strawberries."
*eats strawberries*
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Ten Ways to Annoy People
Ten Ways to Annoy People
If you're feeling bored and you have nothing to do, you're in luck, because I have created a list of ways to annoy people, which will definitely brighten your day! And the best part of all is that it takes virtually no skill at all!
Okay, so yeah….
*ahem*
10. Poke them
This is probably the most common way to annoy someone. Poke them. Into insanity. And they get annoyed. Which is cool.
There are several variations in which you can do this. You can simply poke them once, and there you go. But that's boring, and it's not that annoying. You can also poke them a billion gazillion times over again and again and again
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A Matter of Interpretation
"I'm sorry, if I'd have realized you were coming tonight, I'd have prepared a more substantial demonstration." The Professor addressed the Investor nervously, moving piles of notes and abandoned test equipment out of his way.
"Your message stated there had been a significant development." The Investor stood unaffected amidst the chaos, collar turned up against the chill of the room, gloved hands clasped behind his back.
"Yes, we've made an exciting advancement." The Professor ceased his tidying, and strode to the corner of the room, hefting a small wooden shipping crate from a half full pallet of the same. Stepping over the clutter, he carr
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L-phabet
L stands for Love, we love him very much,
L stands for Laziness, kind of like his touch.
L stands for Light, is he such a bad guy?
and L stands for Lifeless, unless he sees pie.
L stands for Living, a thing he hardly does,
L stands for Lollipop, it's how he gets his buzz.
L stands for Laughing, it's not that necessary,
and L stands for Liking, the taste of strawberry.
L stands for Loneliness, two men is not a crowd,
L stands for Lying, he's not that well endowed!
L also stands for Law, it's what means much to him,
and of course for Licking, how does he stay that slim?
L stands for Laptop, a blank computer screen,
L stands for Log
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The first of a few DN Specials should people like this one. I'll have it submitted to the DN Clubs I'm in. Comment on this please- I want to hear if it made you laugh! 
always welcomed too. 
EDIT: If you would like to feature this in your journal, by all means do so, but do NOT put up the whole thing, and ask first please! You may use part of it if that was your plan, but you have to link it back to here. Thank you! ~DeathNotefan has permission to use a portion of this piece for their gallery.
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All of the characters and names except "deadlyMETAL" and "dM" are © Tsugumi Ohba, Takeshi Obata
This piece falls under my copyright, found here.
You may use this piece according to the Creative Commons license attached to it.
always welcomed too. EDIT: If you would like to feature this in your journal, by all means do so, but do NOT put up the whole thing, and ask first please! You may use part of it if that was your plan, but you have to link it back to here. Thank you! ~DeathNotefan has permission to use a portion of this piece for their gallery.
#1 - [link]
#2 - [link]
#3 - [link]
All of the characters and names except "deadlyMETAL" and "dM" are © Tsugumi Ohba, Takeshi Obata
This piece falls under my copyright, found here.
You may use this piece according to the Creative Commons license attached to it.
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best interview 10/10 -IGN (not IGN)